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Journal: Tumblring down the rabbit hole

7th Jan 2010 - 23:33

Airbrush only works if the middle aged woman doesn't stand infront of it.

Look i am keeping my promise a new journal update. Just need to figure out what i am going to write now. Henry Weston, Snow, Hit Record, Tumblr and Rota stuff. All this in the last 4 days.

Rave: Niteflights On Tour

3rd Jan 2010 - 11:52

They've got a nerve.

Niteflights are going on tour this month. This is a mini rave/shameless promotion of their work so give it a listen and if you are in any of the places listed go see them!

Journal: Happy New Years Resolutions

2nd Jan 2010 - 00:38

Fact: "Just for Men" melts on kidnappers.

It takes a whole new decade to get me to update

Xbox 360: No Assassin's Creed 2 Demo

2nd Nov 2009 - 10:47

In Assassin's Creed 2 you play Stabby McStabber

Yet again you have to buy before you try.

Journal: Still got lots to do

1st Nov 2009 - 16:13

Niteflights showing off their fat instruments

Spent about 10 hours this week sorting this update out. Friends, Forums, Xbox Shenanigans, Poker, Potentially Danny Boyle, Dolls, Niteflights and Halloween. Busy times indeed.

Journal: ...it's gonna be a long long time..

4th Oct 2009 - 20:34

Fat Damon

Updates coming in thick and fast now people. Birthdays, touching up, drums, irony, forums and batman. Finally getting this site fully up to date.

Journal: Older but probably not wiser

20th Sep 2009 - 17:21

Now that's a COD Piece

I have been rather busy so i thought i would update. South African Aliens, Sharon Stone, Birthdays, Torchlight Rockband and orgasms. You can put that list in any order you wish for your own amusement.

Xbox 360: Mass Effect 2 DLC Out Now

25th Aug 2009 - 16:42

I spy with my four eyes, something beginning with P

Pyjamas? Piñatas? Penguins? Pinnacle Station Downloadable content?

Rave: "A Gam3 W1th Zomb1es!!1!"

20th Aug 2009 - 10:28

made with XNaaayaa

Why buy a virtual T-Shirt with a halo logo on it when you can buy an Indie Game.........W1th Zomb1es!!1! In1T!!!!!!!!!!

Journal: I just wasn't in the mood okay?

16th Aug 2009 - 01:23

I just blue myself

It's nearly midnight, i am listening to the new Muse song "Uprising" and thought i would finally get round to updating. If i don't update now i never will... probably.

Mini Film Review: Terminator Salvation

8th Jun 2009 - 13:31

John Cunner

Can Crazy Christian Bale revive another franchise? Sort of...

Journal: I am to hot to think of a slug

2nd Jun 2009 - 13:06

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

Shameless promotions, Jackie Gleason, Dirty Harry, obsessions with Danny Boyle and jam. Thought i would update while my brain melts in this heat.

Film News: The Brothers Bloom

19th May 2009 - 12:50

Should be bloomin' good.

In Cinema's in the U.S May 29th so don't know when we will get it. Just want to draw your attention to it as it's Rian Johnson's latest. He made my favourite movie Brick. Trailer inside.

Journal: Coma for the Gentlemen?

16th May 2009 - 11:38

It took 40 years but Patrick finally gave in to Ians advances

Star Trek, Wolverine, Batman, Scrumpy, 1930s song writing and one too many. It's just been another crazy couple of weeks.

Mini Film Review: Star Trek

11th May 2009 - 17:19

Set phasers to hardon

Making Wolverine look like a B-Movie and all it took was Leonard Nimoy.

Mini Film Review: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

8th May 2009 - 13:45

Nail-biting Stuff

One of my favourite X-Men characters gets his own movie, but did he really need one?

Journal: Got time for a quick one?

3rd May 2009 - 20:53

Today Sesame Street is sponsored by the letter "C" for Cunt

Bill Maher, Morgan Freeman, William Shatner and Streaking. Quite an interesting week i had. Plus i started doing things to the site. Come hither

Journal: Super Update Combo

23rd Apr 2009 - 16:59

Only Stallone could run during a stroke.

Mormons, Czech Republic, redecorating, Martin Sheen in HD, Twitter and blue cock. 2 months without updating means a lot to write about I suppose.

Journal: Time is slipping through my fingers

7th Feb 2009 - 22:05

What could be more fun than boring the ass off Julie Walters at 30,000ft ?

I have been far too busy to update, gone are the days when i was so lazy i could just put this off. Illness, more Illness, Sales, looking like a perv and more BRICK. I can't remember when listing the weirdness started in this section but it must make you want to read more right?

Journal: Chugga Fugger Mother Slugger

14th Dec 2008 - 20:54

Only Jack could flank a Tractor

It's Sunday, i am bored it can only mean an update. Christmas shopping, 1080p, Zombies, Fat Russell Crowe and William Shatner. There seems to be something for everyone in this update.

Journal: Too.... many..... games...

16th Nov 2008 - 18:41

Please don't... FALLOUT with me...

It has taken this long to get round to updating because every week i got a new game. Graffiti, Martin Sheen and mild tweaking. It's all here in this update.

Journal: Simulating Boredom

1st Oct 2008 - 23:36

Rise... my overrated apprentice

I am bored so i thought i would update. I haven't even thought if i have anything to report. Let's find out together shall we, just what have i been upto since last week.

Xbox 360: Peggle coming to Xbox Live Arcade

25th Sep 2008 - 10:35

ping......ding.....ping...ding..ping..dingninginginninging

There really is nothing like firing a ball and watching it hit some circles it's so satisfying.

DVD News: Family Guy: Best Bits in October

24th Sep 2008 - 12:05

No i did not borrow laura's mercedes

Family Guy gets 2 "Best of" DVDs this month. There is also a digital copy of the episodes on the disc

Journal: Hey big spender!

21st Sep 2008 - 14:15

Covered in wine Jack had no choice but to run from the cops.

Two Sundays in a row where i feel a bit ropey. Is it age or Strongbow. Apologies, expensive months to come and too much good stuff coming up. What is a boy to do?

Journal: Hunka Munka Chunka Update

21st Aug 2008 - 20:28

The emperor loved to unleash his force

Spending too much, getting too drunk, getting too old and bidding too often. That basically sums up this glorious update.

Xbox 360: Duke Nukem coming to Xbox 360

19th Aug 2008 - 11:23

I can't wait for this in HD

It's on its way, Duke Nukem 3D coming is coming to the Xbox 360 Live Arcade.

Xbox 360: Fable II Dated

8th Aug 2008 - 11:10

Grunsk was proud. His stupid dog was no more.

Let me tell you a story. A Fable of sorts.. gahuck!

DVD News: Band of Brothers Coming to Blu-ray

5th Aug 2008 - 10:14

The war was won just standing around apparently.

Now we have to make do with Blu-ray until something better comes along. What better way than watching one of the best TV shows ever.

Site Update: Let's streamline this motha

1st Aug 2008 - 19:21

I'm Streamlining the site, just like this womans hair

Got round to changing a few things, hopefully for the better...

Mini DVD Review: Wild Tigers I Have Known

1st Aug 2008 - 13:09

Insomnia set in for Logan as the loud wallpaper kept him up all night

The wonders of LoveFilm means i don't know what is coming through my door. This has to be the most bizarre film i have ever seen....EVER.

Mini Film Review: Indiana Jones IV

1st Aug 2008 - 12:55

Smell my finger

I went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Part 4 episode 1 the phantom temple of crusades. Let us explore if Indy and his phat whip have withstood the test of time.

Rave: Buying Shit Films For Fun

1st Aug 2008 - 12:35

Skies the Vertical Limit

Last night i found 3 films for £5.95 and that was only the beginning. I used to care about special features, double disc editions and Ultimate Collections. Then i realised that all that doesn't matter if the film is rubbish.

Rant: Skins Series 2

1st Aug 2008 - 11:43

Meet the 4 new unemployed actors.

Cast... Check, Music... Check, Directors... Check, Writers... What a pity. I like my teen dramas a certain way damn it!

Journal: Let us see how quick i can update

20th Jul 2008 - 22:44

Doakes loved to fart in the lift.... not a wise move...

It's sunday night i thought i would see how quickly i can tell you what has been goin on. I don't want to hang around here. Booshambles is for squares...........literally. Oh i am just too funny.

Journal: Super Huge Journal Update

26th Jun 2008 - 21:28

Get busy updating or get busy dying...

Finally got a moment to myself where i have nothing better to do. Well it was either this or sort my music collection out by year. Wonder if there is still time to change my mind?

Journal: Time is speeding up

19th May 2008 - 12:30

1.21 Gigawatts my white ass!

Without really realising it i have not updated in a while, the weeks seem to be over much faster. Nothing much to report in the last three weeks but there is plenty of stuff coming up in the world that is Booshambles (i sound like a right tit don't i?)

Journal: What a bi polar week it has been

1st May 2008 - 23:15

Hello? What? Yes I mail order bride, you want?

It started out good then went crappy and with the end of the week in sight things are looking up again. Hair Dressers, crappy dreams and eating chicken sandwiches at midnight. I need more days in a week.

Journal: A small and embarrassing update

22nd Apr 2008 - 12:02

I gots da gear let's blow this joint!

Well i couldn't resist i ended up pre ordering GTA IV. The special edition no less.

Journal: Told you i would update.

20th Apr 2008 - 14:21

Not even Gene Hunt can stand Lakeland Radio

Well i finally got a moment to myself to do the Journal. It has been quite hectic the last month or so. Pork Scratchings, new computers, a new job, new faceplates and a Booshambles Spring clean. Don't you wish your life was as exciting as mine?

Site Update: Yes Scheider is dead get over it

16th Apr 2008 - 20:53

Gene Wilder loves Midget Gems

Well it has been too long, and it's not because i really really miss Roy Scheider, let us never speak of him again. So on with the update it has been a busy 2 months...

Journal: R.I.P Roy Scheider

11th Feb 2008 - 13:49

1932-2008

"Actor Roy Scheider, a two-time Oscar nominee best known for his leading role as the water-phobic police chief in the smash blockbuster Jaws, died Sunday in Little Rock, Arkansas, at the University of Arkansas Medical Sciences hospital; he was 75."

Journal: Blame the last update

3rd Feb 2008 - 17:42

Scully tries to help Mulder solve his missing porn conspiricy

Ok so it took longer than i thought, but there wasn't even supposed to be an update last time so really, if you think about it, it's not my fault. To make up for my mistakes this is a big assed update and the first one i haven't done at home. Booshambles is on the road baby.

Journal: Happy New Yeeerrr

15th Jan 2008 - 12:40

I am one mean son of a biatch

There will be another update this week, which i can actually promise as i have a new feature i want to add. This is only a small update as i am trying to get my dinner ready at the same time... better go put the pizza in

Journal: Where did December go?

20th Dec 2007 - 17:18

Supppperrr MArrIooo Galaxxeeeeyyey

Is it really this time of year already? Have i been picking Christmas Stuff for the last 6 months? and is it really that difficult to get a Wii?

Journal: My monthly flow of updates

30th Nov 2007 - 15:42

I wonder what rating Agent 47 is going to get after this mission?

Another month, another update. Involving Piñatas, Lego, Brick, and Ghostbusters. Its been another weird month.

Journal: Changes are a footish

28th Oct 2007 - 09:54

Jack loves his new tag the police gave him.

Well folks it has been a long time again, i won't even bother to promise to update more often. Who knows it might actually make me update more now i am not being pressured into producing results. It has been another busy month though. It's not every month a Hollywood actor says Booshambles. You heard...

Journal: I have been busy, like a whirlpool

12th Sep 2007 - 12:01

This might not be the best time but did u know its my Birthday today.

Today is the day i update, a lot has happened so it is going to be a big one. You could say this will be the biggest, fattest and probably juiciest update you will ever feast your eyes on. Prepare to be amazed....

Journal: Just shy of a month

17th Aug 2007 - 17:13

Who's your big daddy (I doubt i was the first to think of that)

Not only was i sick of seeing Quark from Star Trek on my homepage, i have been wanting to update it for a month now. I have finally gotten round to it.

Film News: Marion Back for Indy 4!

27th Jul 2007 - 10:21

"Here is the deal Karen, everytime Lucas directs a bad movie take a drink"

The cast is great and pretty much complete, i just pray to Kalimarr that the film is good.

Site Update: Scrappy Done

24th Jul 2007 - 00:37

Scraptastic Update. Now the scrapbook has categories to file away the precious scraps

Journal: Win Win Scenario

18th Jul 2007 - 14:58

Even Quark agrees that my hearing is perfect.

Not only did i pass the medical but i got my money back from the bank. It's a good day.

Journal: The crazy week that was

17th Jul 2007 - 12:18

Not even Tuvok could make sense of last week

It was as strange week last week involving doula's, washing machines, 3a.m Zombies, Bruce Willis and bank fraud...

Journal: Phonerific

5th Jul 2007 - 15:16

Dude! You got a new phone!

I have a new phone, it even has a booshambles theme on it. There is plenty more exciting news like that inside... come on lets go through it all shall we?

TV News: Dominic Keating beams to Heroes

5th Jul 2007 - 11:26

With all due respect sir, I'm British

Now every Star Trek actor is out of a job it's good to know one can stop signing on.

Xbox 360: Condemned 2 Screenshots

1st Jul 2007 - 12:23

Billy soon realised that swimming in hot liquorice was not a good idea

2008 is looking to be a good year for games and i am really looking forward to seeing Condemned 2: Bloodshot... Now all i need is a pipe...

Xbox 360: GTA: IV - New Trailer Released

29th Jun 2007 - 11:03

Roman Numerals IV the win.

The new trailer for the Next Gen GTA Game is here.

Site Update: New News Layout

26th Jun 2007 - 21:24

I updated the homepage layout and the way the news system works it is all rather fancy don't you think?

Journal: There i updated, you happy now?

23rd Jun 2007 - 11:37

Should have done this years ago.

I know, i promise to update more then don't for nearly a month but i have excuses to give you honest...

Site Update: Scrapped The Crap Scrapbook

23rd Jun 2007 - 11:32

Changes to the site are all scrapbook based read more to find out what has changed and what is going to be added.

Site Update: Just got time for a quick one

29th May 2007 - 11:19

Just wanted to say my work rota has changed and the forum should hopefully be bot free...

Journal: I'm stoned........

27th May 2007 - 11:07

.....stoned as in the Zen Stone silly

Cheapy Cheap, Sleek and Petite. The wonderful world we live in.

Xbox 360: May the Lego be with you.... always

25th May 2007 - 21:46

...say cheesy

Lego Star Wars III well sort of...

Journal: I have not forgotten thee

22nd May 2007 - 16:22

Don't cry Jack you got 2 more seasons

Well 24 is over for another year, i liked the season overall but it wasn't as good as Season 5 still can't wait for Season 7 in January. Now on with the update

TV News: LOST is Lost but is it Lost?

8th May 2007 - 11:49

Not Even John Locke can make Charlie attractive

Lost is ending in 2010. It's a strange move for a tv company to let people know that. However it will be aired in a new way starting...

Journal: Gonna shoot my web

4th May 2007 - 15:51

Peter don't forget your uncles wig glue!

Well i am off to see spiderman 3 tonight and i cannot wait. I have also sorted the forum out so it should be bot free on the whole now.

Journal: I am oh so sorryish

20th Apr 2007 - 21:36

I have been so busy having a mild social life and working 3 full days that i forgot about poor old booshambles. Fear not i have large bloggy thing to write.

Journal: Playing with my instrument

6th Apr 2007 - 16:42

Managed to get my hands on Guitar Hero II for the Xbox360 for £47.35 i just hope it arrives now. I have only played the PS2 version a couple of times and wasn't very good so hopefully i will be able to rock on!

Site Update: Monkey Dancing

31st Mar 2007 - 17:24

A few changes have been made over the last few days but now i am done i thought i would let you know what they were.

Journal: Workin' 2:30 til 11:00...

25th Mar 2007 - 12:19

Doesn't have the same ring to it as 9 till 5, anyway i have decided to increase my hours at Lakeland cos the website work is drying up and i want to have more of a routine than i do now.

Journal: Done and Done.

20th Mar 2007 - 15:26

Going once, Going Twice, Sold to me!

Well i am surprised ebay is actually usable, i managed to win my first ever bid and it arrived today. My Brick UK Quad Poster is here.

Journal: I am addicted to Vegas

19th Mar 2007 - 11:53

I have been playing Rainbow Six: Vegas on the 360 so much over the weekend that i ended up dreaming about it last night.

Site Update: It's all rather fruity

17th Mar 2007 - 19:10

Feel the power of the new design! There will be some more content in the updates like what i am listening to or watching. The homepage is pretty much done and inside is a list of all the changes