Old Captions
The old website was designed differently and would take ages to add it all and back date it. However all the captions that went with the updates are still worth a look at so here they all are for your viewing pleasure.
He was playing me like he'd play a fish... I can't make it any clearer than that.
Previously on Jesus the Terrorist Hunter...
Holy Shat it's Christmas
I Love Seabrook
I spy with my big animated gif eye something begining with....B
Even John Locke watches Pirated TV
Sure I have LOST some weight.
Holy Shit...I mean Great Scott an Update
What do you mean we're lost.
"I'm Mellllllting MELLLLLTING!!!!"
"You should see my other Sword"
"It's My Birthday.... Trust Me"
"Set Course for Pension."
"Thank you for calling BT, we spared no expense"
"Hi, Sam Neil here just calling you to say the phones are working."
"A tea party on Mars, how a-MUSE-ing"
"Well Dr. Freeman I look hot in HDR don't you agree?"
"Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday Son of Satan, Happy Birthday to Me"
"I think I'm a Hitman"
"Terrorists have nerve gas but Sean can't help thinking about Frodo's ring"
"Hey Kids I'm Mr.Snowfo, Stay away from drugs y'all hear"
"Oh I went there sugar. I blew up Hoth with the Death Star."
"Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy."
"Jack Bauer Speaking... shit er I mean Frank..."
"150 Frames Per Second makes me damp Mr. Freeman"
Ryan: "Here's what you need the spell of love"
Drew: "I can get that for $15?"
Ryan: "Yes...well not good love, FAST love."
"Not even John Locke can get a Credit Card to work on Steam"
"My god Data, sensors are detecting CSS"
"I'm a Hobbit Junkie"
"Happy Happy, Joy Joy"
"Ya damn right it's pimpin Star Trek"
"Wrinkley old whip"
""NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!""
