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This section contains all the captions from the new version of the site, it gets updated automatically so eventually should have a large list of hopefully funny captions.

Airbrush only works if the middle aged woman doesn't stand infront of it.

They've got a nerve.

Fact: "Just for Men" melts on kidnappers.

In Assassin's Creed 2 you play Stabby McStabber

Niteflights showing off their fat instruments

Fat Damon

Now that's a COD Piece

I spy with my four eyes, something beginning with P

made with XNaaayaa

I just blue myself

John Cunner

Will the real slim shady please stand up?

Should be bloomin' good.

It took 40 years but Patrick finally gave in to Ians advances

Set phasers to hardon

Nail-biting Stuff

Today Sesame Street is sponsored by the letter "C" for Cunt

Only Stallone could run during a stroke.

What could be more fun than boring the ass off Julie Walters at 30,000ft ?

Only Jack could flank a Tractor

Please don't... FALLOUT with me...

Rise... my overrated apprentice

ping......ding.....ping...ding..ping..dingninginginninging

No i did not borrow laura's mercedes

Covered in wine Jack had no choice but to run from the cops.

The emperor loved to unleash his force

I can't wait for this in HD

Grunsk was proud. His stupid dog was no more.

The war was won just standing around apparently.

I'm Streamlining the site, just like this womans hair

Insomnia set in for Logan as the loud wallpaper kept him up all night

Smell my finger

Skies the Vertical Limit

Meet the 4 new unemployed actors.

Doakes loved to fart in the lift.... not a wise move...

Get busy updating or get busy dying...

1.21 Gigawatts my white ass!

Hello? What? Yes I mail order bride, you want?

I gots da gear let's blow this joint!

Not even Gene Hunt can stand Lakeland Radio

Gene Wilder loves Midget Gems

1932-2008

Scully tries to help Mulder solve his missing porn conspiricy

I am one mean son of a biatch

Supppperrr MArrIooo Galaxxeeeeyyey

I wonder what rating Agent 47 is going to get after this mission?

Jack loves his new tag the police gave him.

This might not be the best time but did u know its my Birthday today.

Who's your big daddy (I doubt i was the first to think of that)

"Here is the deal Karen, everytime Lucas directs a bad movie take a drink"

Even Quark agrees that my hearing is perfect.

Not even Tuvok could make sense of last week

Dude! You got a new phone!

With all due respect sir, I'm British

Billy soon realised that swimming in hot liquorice was not a good idea

Roman Numerals IV the win.

Should have done this years ago.

.....stoned as in the Zen Stone silly

...say cheesy

Don't cry Jack you got 2 more seasons

Not Even John Locke can make Charlie attractive

Peter don't forget your uncles wig glue!

Going once, Going Twice, Sold to me!

ooo were that then

Thanks Amazon

The offer is £5000.... and the Mr.Blobby suit....

Checkmate! You should stick to Kerplunk Charles

I think this is in PHP now brother